Thursday, July 29, 2010

So....

I am going to tell you a story with pictures. ENJOY :)




So one day


Someone in our family


decides they should go to the gym and diet. And I said. SAY WHAT!? and invited myself to go with them. Yes I did. They didn't invite me. Rude I know. Cuz I am fun dang it.


Well first let me tell ya. My diet is not the same as theirs. Mine has Lunchables involved. LOVE LUNCHABLES (just the ham and crackers ones)


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Now this is called a gym I guess it is a place where people go when they have nothing better to do in their lives. I was one of those people who went today. Go Jess! I know I know Thank you thank you.


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At 7:00 A.M. in the MORNING! :/ Nobody is up that early






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So I got up and went. Luckily I wore my clothes to bed so I didn't have to do much in the morning.






and was so excited to see Good Morning America was on. :) YAY! but I forgot my headphones


:( NAY


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I just wanted you all to see a before picture of me. Now before you scroll down and look. Know this is so imbarrassing to post these pictures wearing so little. I guess it is the thing to do with before pictures these days, that is wear little to nothing; or spandex and spandex just isn't my thing.








I just wanted you to know the camera added a few pounds to my bottom.

Now don't any of you be staring at my pictures or blackmailing me with them.
I have my stuff all out and ready for tomorrow. Headphones are out and ready.
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Alright alright those really aren't pictures of me. Fooled ya didn't I.
Blog Ya'll later.



Monday, July 26, 2010

Goodbye Utah Hello Chicago

So I am sure you all have heard the awful news that the Jazz manager is crazy and letting all my boys go. HELLO KEVIN! What are you thinking letting Kyle go. Anyways Kyle and Booz and Brewer all went to the Chicago Bulls. So the Jazz pretty much are going to suck this year. Yep you heard it they will lose. So I am cheering for the Bulls for now. Also I want to talk about my man Wesley Mathews, he has beautiful skin. Yes, they got rid of him too. Someone needs to slap Mr. O'Connor.

He looked better in blue
Ahhh Booz! I love you even if the Jazz fans don't.
Ronnie is back with his besties :D
Wesley Mathews I will miss you and your locker room interviews :)

Sunday, July 25, 2010

HA he plays baskteball not baseball


Kyle Korver has to play for the Chicago Bulls now. He was invited to sing "Take Me Out To The Ballgame" at Wrigley Field and and throw the 1st pitch at the Cubs game. Lets just say I don't think he will ever get payed for playing baseball. His singing wasn't too shabby though.


Click this link to watch the videos of him singing and pitching.
http://whiteandbluereview.com/?p=7342

The only thing that would have made it better would be that my team The Cardinals won.


Thursday, July 22, 2010

BYUI I shake my fist at you



Once upon a time there was a girl. This girl liked her sleep, and is not a very happy person when she doesn't get her sleep. This girl is named Jessica Dawn Hart the 1st... and this is what unhappy Jessica looks like with no sleep (see above)


Dear BYUI regsitration system,

I hate you for letting Braednen in at midnight to get all 13 of his classes that he will not end up taking anyways and letting me stay up all night/morning to get on at 7:30 AM and not be able to get into 2 of my classes. I will be sleeping in all day messing up my sleep schedule because of you. If I could I would stick out my tounge or maybe even hold up a finger at you ( my pinky of course) : ) Good Riddance ya fool.
P.S. I also wanted to thank you for making my wonderful mother who I love stay up with me all night/morning when the poor women has to get up for work.
P.P.S Also... I wanted to thank you one more time for letting me see the best of my brother. I have never seen such anger come out. It reminded me of the days before his mission when he was slightly more sicho.
P.P.S. I wonder how many P. P. S things you can put in a letter
P.P.P.S. What does P.S. even stand for? Nevermind it doesn't matter I will google it later. Goodnight.


Love someone who wants to hack into the system and ruin you,

Jessica Dawn Hart the 1st
Hey I want to thank everyone for helping me with teachers and everything. Love ya all.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Aren't these cute!? This is my Uncle Kim's family. (my mom's brother) We went to Freeman and took some pictures. Let me tell you how nice it is to not take pictures of kids who move all the time. I had fun taking these, and think they turned out great. I am not done fixing all of these yet.










Aren't my grandparents just cute :)